LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY SLURPERS

Come one, come all!

Join L.E.S (THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY SLURPERS) and enhance your life and the lives of all who surround you. For a mere pittance you can keep your cellars stocked with the glorious juice that is CLAYPOOL CELLARS PACHYDERM BRAND WINES by CLAYPOOL CELLARS. Always be the first in your neighborhood to sample these elixirs of the Gods because when you join L.E.S. you go to the “front of the line”, so to speak, on all available vino, merch items and events. Be it SILVER SLURPER, GOLD SLURPER or the coveted PLATINUM SLURPER, you will receive that extra special treatment from CLAYPOOL CELLARS that will set you apart from other mortals on this big blue ball we call planet Earth.

 

Slurp hearty!
Les Claypool

 

 

WINE CLUBS

PLATINUM SLURPER

– 2 shipments per year of 12 BOTTLES
– 1 bottle per shipment SIGNED by Les Claypool  *this is one of the 12 bottles you have already ordered NOT an additional bottle*
– Ships out Fall & Spring
– Each shipment contains a special limited edition merch item.
– First options on all wines
– First invite to events
– Approximately $700 plus shipping and tax PER SHIPMENT, billed approximately two weeks before each shipment

**Platinum members receive 15% off their club shipments as well as other purchases of wine throughout the year!

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GOLD SLURPER

– 2 shipments per year of 6 BOTTLES
– 1 bottle per shipment SIGNED by Les Claypool  *this is one of the 6 bottles you have already ordered NOT an additional bottle*
– Ships out in Fall & Spring
– First options on all wines
– First invite to events
– Approximately $350 plus shipping and tax PER SHIPMENT, billed approximately two weeks before each shipment

**Gold members receive 10% off their club shipments as well as other purchases of wine throughout the year!

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SILVER SLURPER

– 2 shipments per year of 3 BOTTLES
– Ships out in Fall & Spring
– First options on all wines
– First invite to events
– Approximately $200 plus shipping and tax PER SHIPMENT, billed approximately two weeks before each shipment

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DIAMOND  SLURPER (all Champagne)

-2 shipments per year of 6 BOTTLES, all Champagne

-Ships out December and June

-First invite to events

-Our proper Champagne is made for us in France by a 4th generation winemaking family

-One of the 6 bottles will be signed by Les Claypool

-Approximately $300 plus tax and shipping twice a year ($600 total per year)

**members receive 10% off their club shipments as well as other purchases of wine throughout the year!

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